Sorry been a while since I posted something. I have returned to full duty and have a little time now to post something. So came up with 10 more things to do on a traffic stop. So here they are:
1. Tell the person you pulled over it’s your birthday and hand out inflated balloons.
2. Tell people how much money you have in your pocket... "I have 10 cents!". Then smile at them for about thirty seconds not saying anything then get back in your car and drive off.
3. Ask the person to step out of the car. Get in there car and drive off. Drive down about a mile turn around and drive back. Get out and tell them you always wanted to drive one of those. More fun if the car is a total piece of crap.
4. Tell them you pulled them over because you need help tying your shoe.
5. Bring a tip jar to the window when giving out a ticket.
6. Roll down all the windows in their car, tell them "See isn't that much better?", then leave.
7. Ask the driver to step out of the car then go into the car and change all the preset radio stations.
8. When the driver gets an attitude tell him to STFU!
9. Ask the driver to open your soda for you.
10. Bring photos of past vacations and start showing them to the driver. For more fun bring albums worth.
If anybody have any more I would love to hear it. Hell if you have anything funny or any suggestions that you would like to see on here I will be glad to hear it. Just shoot me an email, donutlog@gmail.com
So now I'm back and now you can go play somewhere else.
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