10 more fun things to do on a traffic stop...

Sorry been a while since I posted something. I have returned to full duty and have a little time now to post something. So came up with 10 more things to do on a traffic stop. So here they are:

1. Tell the person you pulled over it’s your birthday and hand out inflated balloons. 

2. Tell people how much money you have in your pocket... "I have 10 cents!". Then smile at them for about thirty seconds not saying anything then get back in your car and drive off.

3. Ask the person to step out of the car. Get in there car and drive off. Drive down about a mile turn around and drive back. Get out and tell them you always wanted to drive one of those. More fun if the car is a total piece of crap.

4. Tell them you pulled them over because you need help tying your shoe. 

5. Bring a tip jar to the window when giving out a ticket. 

6. Roll down all the windows in their car, tell them "See isn't that much better?", then leave. 

7. Ask the driver to step out of the car then go into the car and change all the preset radio stations. 

8. When the driver gets an attitude tell him to STFU!

9. Ask the driver to open your soda for you.

10. Bring photos of past vacations and start showing them to the driver. For more fun bring albums worth.

If anybody have any more I would love to hear it. Hell if you have anything funny or any suggestions that you would like to see on here I will be glad to hear it. Just shoot me an email, donutlog@gmail.com

So now I'm back and now you can go play somewhere else. 

Things I want to try on a traffic stop...

But can't because I'll get yelled at by my supervisor:

1. Act like your blind. Pull someone over and walk up to the car with dark sunglasses and a walking stick (or Seeing Eye dog).  Just stare past them and ask for their license and stuff, then start grabbing in in the air in front of them till they give you the docs in hand. Then write a citation and just throw everything back at them, again while staring past them, then walk back the car and drive off.

2. Just scream at them. Have a partner calmly translate.

Me:  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

Partner (very calmly): Sorry ma'am, what my partner is trying to say is 'Good day, can I see your license and registration, please'.

Me: AAAAHHH! AAAAAAAHHH! AAAAAAHHHH!!! AAAHHH!!!

Partner (continuing calmly): He says, 'Ma'am do you know why I pulled you over'?

And this goes on throughout the whole stop.

3. Bring an Elmo puppet. Conduct the entire stop with Elmo. When driver tries to talk to you tell them to talk to the other officer and point to Elmo.

4. If it is a sedan, tell them to keep the drivers window rolled up and ask them to roll down the back passenger window. Conduct the stop from there making them hand all documents through the rear window. If they have a sunroof, use that instead.

5. Tell them for their safety they can't look at you at any time, and must look forward at all times. Make sure they look forward the whole time even when they are looking for their documentation.

6. If it’s a night time stop bring a strobe light and have it flashing in the front passenger window.

7. Whisper the whole time. See how long it takes for the driver to start whispering too.

8. Tell them you just pulled them over for a tire pressure check. Use the tire pressure check thingy and check all the tires. Just give them a thumbs up after you're done then leave without saying anything else.

9. When asking questions, reach in and beep their horn when you think they lie. Then tell them "Wrong answer!"

Me: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Driver: ...no

Me (pressing on the horn): *BEEEP* "Wrong answer!"

Driver: Ummm... yes...?

Me: Do you know how fast you where going?

Driver: "45?"

Me (pressing on the horn): *BEEEP* "Wrong answer!"

Driver: "70."

10. Start with a foreign accent then change accent every time you walk back up to the car.

By the way I do not take any responsibility if you try these at your job. Don't get in trouble and most of all STAY SAFE! But if you happen to do this send me the video before you get fired.

If you have any other ideas that you would like to try send it on over to donutlog@gmail.com. I will put your name next to your submission so if you want it to be anonymous just state so.

Now go play somewhere else!