Mountain lion?

Yay! A call about a mountain lion near a hotel. Ok here's the deal with this. I work out here in Arizona near the city... I assume you have to have mountains to have any said "mountain lions". Hey I'm open-minded, it's possible for a mountain lion to trek its happy lion ass all the way down from the so called mountains in the distance to visit a hotel.
So I show up and see the so called "mountain lion" in front of a grey car.

Mountain lion: *meow*

Me: (looking around)

I hear a voice calling from the balcony of the second floor hotel room.

Voice: "He's over there!!"

Mountain lion: *meow*

Me: "Where?!"

Voice: "Over in front of the car!"

Mountain lion: *meow*

Me: (staring at the "mountain lion" then at the person on the balcony, then back at the "mountain Lion")  "The cat?"

Voice: "No the mountain lion"

Mountain lion: *meow*

Me: "That's a cat! Mountain lions are like eight times bigger than that!"

Voice: "No, that's a mountain lion.... a baby mountain lion!"

Mountain lion: *meow*

Me: "No that's a freakin cat!!"

Voice: "But it looks like a mountain lion!"

Me: "No... it looks like a cat!"

Mountain lion: (scatters off)

Me: "There it's gone, its safe to come out now if you want!"

Voice: "Ok, thanks!"

So thanks for calling me away from speeders and people doing bad stuff to shoo off the tormented evil mountain lion. May your day be safe from domestic wildlife that inhabit the area, now go play somewhere else!

Visual representation of said Mountain Lion: