Police Coloring Books...

Some of these are pretty funny, others can piss you off a little. Here are some pages from police coloring books from different sources:

Glad Wilford Brimley is looking out for the public in his Sherlock Holmes outfit.  The little girl doesn't really seem to be pointing at the gun but a little past it. She is probably pointing to the murder scene just off the page. Coach is probably thinking, "Oh S***! I got to hide the evidence better!" Looking at the gun closer you will notice there is no hammer or trigger. 

Kid is waaaay to happy to be helping out old monkey lady. Maybe the kid just stole the groceries because he looks like the one moving and she is just standing there. I like how it tells you to be helpful and considerate to others but just make sure you don't.....

...talk to them! If someone needs help finding their dog, is lost, or needs help with their taxes, be sure to be considerate and not talk to them! 

Hey it’s Officer Condom Hat! What the hell is he holding, a lollipop or a magnifying glass? And why is he directing traffic with it?

I APOLOGIZE FOR THE NEXT PAGES... As they may piss some of you off, but the reality is they exist.

"Hey thanks mom! I always wanted my own Police Brutality coloring book!" Why are these officers issued broomsticks? That department must be having budget issues. 

Six armed Pepper Spray Cop. Those cuffs are useless because they are all locked together. If he needs to arrest someone he has to unlock them one by one, and by then the bad guy is history. Is he doing the bathroom dance? Maybe all those things are air fresheners. If you read one of my articles before, I looked the same way after eating a dozen buffalo wings at a rapid pace.

OK, at first you look at this and think "This officer is about to beat down this person!" But after close examination they are really dancing. The guy on the floor is finishing a break dance move and the cop is striking a disco stance pose. You can also see the guy throwing up the devil horns in the crowd indicating it rocks!

This is only a few of many I have come across. If you have any coloring books from your local department you would like to share send them my way, donutlog@gmail.com. Until then... Go play somewhere else!